If you ever find yourself in need of an real live…or dead rather…human skull then skulls unlimited is your source.
Mortar Investments, a company based out of Prague, allows you to buy basically any vehicle that comes with treads and a gun.
A Stone Foot
Sold for a ridiculous $1 million by a man from Maine, this foot shaped stone is no longer on the market.
Zombie Survival Kits
Jam packed with sharp objects and manly tools this $350 dollar kit from Gerber will at least make sure you die in style.
Targeted towards kids, the unreal upchuck kit from dunecraft.com has everything you need for hours of fun dissecting owl puke.
Severed Mouse Heads
Ever dream of walking around with a dead mouse in your hair? Well then head on over to etsy.com and order yourself a few dead mouse hairpins before they run out.
For only $75 dollars you can buy this super advanced extra terrestrial detection technology.
As cool as having your own radioactive substance would be, we’re pretty sure its the fastest way to end up on the FBI’s watch list.
Although the item has been taken down due to laws against selling organs online, a man’s liver managed to reach a bid of over $5 million dollars prior to being shutdown.
Justin Timberlake’s French Toast
In March of 2000 after N Sync had breakfast on a morning TV program, someone ended up taking home Justin’s half eaten toast and selling it for nearly $4,000.
Supposedly it allows you to scare off unwanted critters by tricking them into thinking that predators are lurking nearby.
Rights to Name a Woman’s Baby
In 2005 after Melissa Heuschkel didn’t know what to call her fourth child she decided to sell the naming rights online. They were quickly bought by the online casino GoldenPalace.com for $15,000 who subsequently named the child (surprise!) “goldencasino.com”
If you’re rich enough and you like being alone in the middle of the ocean then Vladi Islands has just the thing for you.
An Enormous Cheeto
In the year 2003 the world’s largest cheeto was put up for sale. It was as big as a kiwi and weighed over half an ounce.
Strangely enough, the image you see is an actual picture provided by the seller of his imaginary friend known as Jon Malipieman. It might sound crazy but the invisible companion sold for nearly $3,000.
Well, not the whole moon, but 1 acre in the sea of tranquility can be bought for $32 through the New York based Lunar Registry.
Although it may have some redeemable use as an exercise motivator, there is no way that 5 pounds of artificial fat wouldn’t make this list.
Featuring everything from Lil Kim to Samuel L Jackson these miniature wigs let parents everywhere get a good laugh at the expense of their kids.
Drive Through Kit
When we say drive through kit we’re not joking. The kit from Brevita Cooperative Association actually includes a physical drive through unit for you to kick start your business.
USB Pet Rock
All you have to do is plug the cable into the rock, sit back, and watch it not do anything.
For all those times you wish your banana had just a little more protection we introduce to you the most efficient banana defense mechanism known to man…the banana guard.
A Serial Killer’s Fingernails
Roy Norris, a famous serial killer, had his fingernail shavings sold on the internet for $10 a pop.
The Millionaires Concierge lets you “rent” celebrities for private events. Prices range anywhere from $25,000 per day to $350,000 dollars per hour.
For $350,000 you can buy yourself a commercial battle mech from a Japanese company called Sakakibara-Kikai.
Urine Powered Batteries
Leave it to the Japanese to inventing something like this.